The Oriental
You are in a fancy casino. The place is packed, it seems to be doing some
pretty good business for such a small town. A large oak bar lines the
western wall and several tables have been setup in the center.
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Pete is standing here.
Puta is standing here.
Razor the Jar Head is standing here.
Proton is standing here.
Neutro is standing here.
Vaqiz is standing here.
Colonel Savage is scoping out the area.
Chip arrives from the north.
Ship arrives from the north.
Drip arrives from the north.
Ursa arrives from the north.
Ren arrives from the north.
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Ren massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
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Jack Savage practices shadow-boxing while Ren takes a break.
Ren severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slash!
Ursa assists Ren.
Ursa chops Jack Savage extremely hard.
Jack Savage bends over in pain.
Jack Savage’s wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!
Vaqiz assists Ren.
Vaqiz slashes Jack Savage extremely hard.
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Drip assists Ren.
Drip stings Jack Savage very hard.
Ship assists Ren.
With a loud whistle through the air, Ship misses his pounding attack upon
Jack
Savage!
Chip assists Ren.
Chip stings Jack Savage very hard.
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Razor assists Ren.
Razor massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slice.
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Neutro assists Ren.
Neutro tries to bludgeon Jack Savage who easily avoids the blow.
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Proton assists Ren.
Proton massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
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Drip stings Jack Savage very hard.
Drip stings Jack Savage hard.
Drip stings Jack Savage hard.
Ship massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his pound.
Ship pounds Jack Savage very hard.
Chip stings Jack Savage very hard.
Chip stings Jack Savage very hard.
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You pound Jack Savage extremely hard.
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Neutro stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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You hear the air whistle as you split the air with your pound!
Proton slashes Jack Savage extremely hard.
Neutro massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his bludgeon.
Razor maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Chip stings Jack Savage very hard.
Chip stings Jack Savage very hard.
Ship pounds Jack Savage extremely hard.
Drip stings Jack Savage very hard.
Vaqiz massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
Ursa chops Jack Savage extremely hard.
Jack Savage practices shadow-boxing while Ren takes a break.
Ren maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
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Puta stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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Chip stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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You hear the air whistle as you split the air with your pound!
You pound at the air as Jack Savage nimbly steps out of the way!
Proton massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
Neutro bludgeons Jack Savage very hard.
Razor maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Razor massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slice.
Chip stings Jack Savage very hard.
Ship pounds Jack Savage very hard.
Drip stings Jack Savage hard.
Vaqiz massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
Ursa massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his chop.
Jack Savage EVISCERATES Ren with his ultimate hit!!
Ren bends over in pain.
Ren’s wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!
Ren slashes Jack Savage extremely hard.
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Puta assists Ren.
Puta stings Jack Savage.
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Drip stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
Ship stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
Chip stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Ursa stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
Vaqiz stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Puta stings Jack Savage hard.
You pound at the air as Jack Savage nimbly steps out of the way!
Proton slashes Jack Savage extremely hard.
Neutro bludgeons Jack Savage very hard.
Razor massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slice.
Razor maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Chip stings Jack Savage hard.
With a loud whistle through the air, Ship misses his pounding attack upon
Jack
Savage!
Drip stings Jack Savage very hard.
Vaqiz maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Vaqiz massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
Ursa massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his chop.
Jack Savage practices shadow-boxing while Ren takes a break.
Ren massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
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Pete assists Ren.
Pete lunges at Jack Savage but can’t pierce him.
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Chip stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Drip stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Puta stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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Pete barely pierces Jack Savage.
Puta stings Jack Savage extremely hard.
You pound Jack Savage extremely hard.
Proton massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
Proton slashes Jack Savage extremely hard.
Jack Savage laughs at Neutro’s attempt to bludgeon him.
Razor massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slice.
Chip stings Jack Savage very hard.
Ship pounds Jack Savage extremely hard.
You watch on as Drip stings at Jack Savage, but misses!
Vaqiz massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
Jack Savage bends over in pain.
Jack Savage’s wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!
Ursa massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his chop.
Jack Savage bends over in pain.
Jack Savage’s wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!
Ren barely avoids a blow from Jack Savage!
Ren slashes Jack Savage extremely hard.
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Pete stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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Chip stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
Moonrunner gossips, ‘it was quite the cluster fuck’
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Drip stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Pete pierces Jack Savage hard.
You watch in fright as Puta stings at Jack Savage, missing by mere inches!
You massacre Jack Savage to small fragments with your pound.
You pound Jack Savage extremely hard.
Proton slashes Jack Savage very hard.
Jack Savage laughs at Neutro’s attempt to bludgeon him.
Razor maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Chip stings Jack Savage extremely hard.
Ship pounds Jack Savage extremely hard.
Drip stings Jack Savage hard.
Vaqiz massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
Ursa massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his chop.
Jack Savage practices shadow-boxing while Ren takes a break.
Ren maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
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Puta stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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Ursa chops Jack Savage extremely hard.
Ursa chops Jack Savage extremely hard.
Vaqiz massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
Vaqiz maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Vaqiz maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Ren severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slash!
Ren massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
Ren maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
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Chip stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Drip stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Pete pierces Jack Savage.
Puta stings Jack Savage hard.
Your pound is mighty but Jack Savage steps out of the way.
Proton massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
Neutro bludgeons Jack Savage very hard.
Razor maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Chip stings Jack Savage extremely hard.
Chip stings Jack Savage very hard.
Ship pounds Jack Savage extremely hard.
Ship pounds Jack Savage extremely hard.
Drip stings Jack Savage very hard.
Vaqiz massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
Ursa massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his chop.
Jack Savage MUTILATES Ren with his amazing hit!!
Ren massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
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Pete stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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Ursa stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
Vaqiz stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Puta stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
Chip stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Drip stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Pete tries to pierce air instead of fighting Jack Savage.
Puta stings Jack Savage extremely hard.
You pound at the air as Jack Savage nimbly steps out of the way!
You pound at the air as Jack Savage nimbly steps out of the way!
You hear the air whistle as you split the air with your pound!
Proton massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
Neutro tries to bludgeon Jack Savage who easily avoids the blow.
Razor massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slice.
Chip stings Jack Savage very hard.
Ship pounds Jack Savage very hard.
Drip stings Jack Savage very hard.
Vaqiz massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
Ursa massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his chop.
Jack Savage MUTILATES Ren with his amazing hit!!
Ren slashes Jack Savage extremely hard.
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Proton stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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Pete stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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Neutro stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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Ursa stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
Vaqiz stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Ship stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Drip stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Pete pierces Jack Savage.
Pete tries to pierce air instead of fighting Jack Savage.
Puta stings Jack Savage extremely hard.
You massacre Jack Savage to small fragments with your pound.
Proton slashes Jack Savage extremely hard.
Neutro bludgeons Jack Savage extremely hard.
Razor maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Chip stings Jack Savage very hard.
Ship pounds Jack Savage extremely hard.
Drip stings Jack Savage hard.
Vaqiz massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
Ursa massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his chop.
Ren ducks under Jack Savage’s fist as he takes a swing at him.
Ren barely avoids a blow from Jack Savage!
Ren maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Ren massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
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Puta stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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Proton stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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Neutro stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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Ship stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
Chip stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Pete stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
Drip stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Pete pierces Jack Savage.
Puta stings Jack Savage very hard.
You massacre Jack Savage to small fragments with your pound.
Proton slashes Jack Savage extremely hard.
Jack Savage laughs at Neutro’s attempt to bludgeon him.
Razor maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Chip stings Jack Savage extremely hard.
Ship pounds Jack Savage hard.
Drip stings Jack Savage very hard.
Drip stings Jack Savage hard.
Vaqiz slashes Jack Savage extremely hard.
Ursa massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his chop.
Ren ducks under Jack Savage’s fist as he takes a swing at him.
Ren maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Ren slashes Jack Savage extremely hard.
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Puta stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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Ship stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
Chip stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Drip stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Pete lunges at Jack Savage but can’t pierce him.
Puta stings Jack Savage extremely hard.
You pound Jack Savage extremely hard.
You pound Jack Savage extremely hard.
You massacre Jack Savage to small fragments with your pound.
Proton slashes Jack Savage extremely hard.
Proton slashes Jack Savage extremely hard.
Neutro tries to bludgeon Jack Savage who easily avoids the blow.
Razor severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slice!
Chip stings Jack Savage very hard.
Ship massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his pound.
Drip stings Jack Savage hard.
Vaqiz massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
Ursa chops Jack Savage very hard.
Jack Savage tries to hit Ren who easily avoids the blow.
Ren slashes Jack Savage extremely hard.
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Pete stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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Chip stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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A little girl arrives from the south.
Pete lunges at Jack Savage but can’t pierce him.
Pete pierces Jack Savage.
Puta stings Jack Savage extremely hard.
Jack Savage bends over in pain.
Jack Savage’s wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!
You massacre Jack Savage to small fragments with your pound.
Proton slashes Jack Savage extremely hard.
Neutro tries to bludgeon Jack Savage who easily avoids the blow.
Razor massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slice.
Chip stings Jack Savage very hard.
Ship pounds Jack Savage extremely hard.
Ship pounds Jack Savage hard.
Drip stings Jack Savage extremely hard.
Drip stings Jack Savage hard.
Vaqiz massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
Ursa chops Jack Savage extremely hard.
Ren ducks under Jack Savage’s fist as he takes a swing at him.
Jack Savage MUTILATES Ren with his amazing hit!!
Ren slashes Jack Savage extremely hard.
Ren maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Jack Savage bends over in pain.
Jack Savage’s wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!
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Puta stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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Vaqiz stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Ursa stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Pete stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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Ship stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Drip stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Pete pierces Jack Savage.
Puta stings Jack Savage hard.
Your pound is mighty but Jack Savage steps out of the way.
Proton slashes Jack Savage extremely hard.
Proton slashes Jack Savage extremely hard.
Neutro bludgeons Jack Savage extremely hard.
Razor tries to slice Jack Savage, but misses.
Razor severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slice!
Chip stings Jack Savage very hard.
Ship pounds Jack Savage extremely hard.
You watch on as Drip stings at Jack Savage, but misses!
Vaqiz maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Vaqiz massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
Ursa massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his chop.
Ren barely avoids a blow from Jack Savage!
Ren severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slash!
Ren’s slash misses Jack Savage who laughs in sheer delight, HA!
Ren massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his slash.
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Neutro stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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Puta stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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Proton stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
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Ship stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Pete pierces Jack Savage.
Puta stings Jack Savage.
You pound Jack Savage very hard.
You pound Jack Savage extremely hard.
Proton slashes Jack Savage who falls to the ground. he is dead.
Jack Savage has bit the dust!
You receive 11666 points from that assault.
A tingle runs up your back as you hear Jack Savage’s death cry.
Proton gets a big pile of dollars from the corpse of Jack Savage.
Proton gets a drill sergeants bull horn from the corpse of Jack Savage.
Proton gets a leather choke collar from the corpse of Jack Savage.
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Droxel gossips, ‘I imagine’
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Ship stares at Ren and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
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Ren throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Chip gossips, ‘hehe’
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Vaqiz says, ‘hehehe’
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Razor tells the squad, ‘hm…’
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Chip gossips, ‘Proton gets a leather choke collar from the corpse of Jack
Savage.’
!
398H 100M 135V> You say, ‘yeah!’
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Vaqiz says, ‘piece o cake’
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Vaqiz giggles.
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Apathy gossips, ‘heh’
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Drip sounds off: 435/435H, 11/160M, 51/135V
Ship sounds off: 426/426H, 13/160M, 45/129V
Chip sounds off: 444/444H, 13/155M, 62/146V
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Razor gossips, ‘darn…’
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Ursa sounds off: 313/315H, 237/351M, 55/141V
Vaqiz sounds off: 350/354H, 309/354M, 49/135V
Ren sounds off: 463/463H, 100/100M, 70/152V
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Apathy gossips, ‘Wow! congrats ;p’