the wasteland
The call of an unknown animal echos through the wasteland. The hidden
life showing it’s mutated esense to your ears.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
Lilleskutt is here, mounted upon an Iguanadon. (shifting)
Skalman is here, mounted upon an Iguanadon.
…he glows with a bright light!
Colonel Savage is scoping out the area.
480H 59M 108V> Blood gushes as you slam Jack Savage with your slash!!
480H 59M 108V>
Skalman assists you!
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
480H 59M 108V>
Lilleskutt assists you!
Lilleskutt maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
480H 59M 108V>
Lilleskutt maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Skalman severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slash!
Jack Savage tries to hit you but you easily avoid the blow.
Jack Savage misses a wild punch at you.
You maim the hell out of Jack Savage!
You severely wound Jack Savage with your deadly slash!
480H 59M 108V>
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
Skalman severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slash!
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
480H 59M 108V> You go crazy!!!!
You prepare for an accurate strike!
Blood gushes as you slam Jack Savage with your slash!!
You severely wound Jack Savage with your deadly slash!
You prepare for an accurate strike!
You severely wound Jack Savage with your deadly slash!
Jack Savage bends over in pain.
Jack Savage’s wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!
480H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt tries to chop Jack Savage, but misses.
Skalman severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slash!
Jack Savage misses a wild punch at you.
You severely wound Jack Savage with your deadly slash!
480H 59M 28V>
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
Skalman severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slash!
480H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt chops Jack Savage extremely hard.
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
You barely avoid Jack Savage’s fist as he takes a swing at you!
Blood gushes as you slam Jack Savage with your slash!!
Jack Savage bends over in pain.
Jack Savage’s wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!
You severely wound Jack Savage with your deadly slash!
Blood gushes as you slam Jack Savage with your slash!!
Jack Savage bends over in pain.
Jack Savage’s wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!
480H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his chop.
Skalman severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slash!
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
You blink out of Jack Savage’s way.
Jack Savage EVISCERATES you with his ultimate hit!!
A puddle of blood pours out of your open wound.
That really did HURT!
You maim the hell out of Jack Savage!
You prepare for an accurate strike!
You OBLITERATE Jack Savage with your powerful slash!!
You severely wound Jack Savage with your deadly slash!
306H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Skalman severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slash!
You barely avoid Jack Savage’s fist as he takes a swing at you!
You barely avoid Jack Savage’s fist as he takes a swing at you!
Jack Savage misses a wild punch at you.
You prepare for an accurate strike!
Blood gushes as you slam Jack Savage with your slash!!
306H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt stares at you and utters the words, ‘poir’.
A warm feeling floods your body.
442H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
Jack Savage EVISCERATES you with his ultimate hit!!
That really did HURT!
Jack Savage tries to hit you but you easily avoid the blow.
Blood gushes as you slam Jack Savage with your slash!!
274H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt chops Jack Savage extremely hard.
Skalman severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slash!
You barely avoid Jack Savage’s fist as he takes a swing at you!
Your desperate slash at Jack Savage is easily avoided by him.
274H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt stares at you and utters the words, ‘poir’.
A warm feeling floods your body.
420H 59M 28V>
Skalman stares at you and utters the words, ‘judicandus gofuaeg’.
You feel much better!
480H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his chop.
Skalman severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slash!
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
Jack Savage bends over in pain.
Jack Savage’s wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!
Jack Savage tries to hit you but you easily avoid the blow.
You severely wound Jack Savage with your deadly slash!
480H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his chop.
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
Jack Savage EVISCERATES you with his ultimate hit!!
A puddle of blood pours out of your open wound.
That really did HURT!
Blood gushes as you slam Jack Savage with your slash!!
Blood gushes as you slam Jack Savage with your slash!!
327H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt stares at you and utters the words, ‘poir’.
A warm feeling floods your body.
476H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his chop.
Skalman’s slash at Jack Savage misses him by a mile.
Jack Savage EVISCERATES you with his ultimate hit!!
That really did HURT!
You severely wound Jack Savage with your deadly slash!
320H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt stares at you and utters the words, ‘judicandus qfuhuq’.
You feel a lot better!
378H 59M 28V>
Skalman stares at you and utters the words, ‘judicandus gofuaeg’.
You feel much better!
462H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt tries to chop Jack Savage, but misses.
Skalman severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slash!
Jack Savage EVISCERATES you with his ultimate hit!!
That really did HURT!
You severely wound Jack Savage with your deadly slash!
297H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt stares at you and utters the words, ‘poir’.
A warm feeling floods your body.
442H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Jack Savage bends over in pain.
Jack Savage’s wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
Jack Savage bends over in pain.
Jack Savage’s wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!
Jack Savage tries to hit you but you easily avoid the blow.
You try to slash Jack Savage but miss by a mile.
442H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt chops Jack Savage extremely hard.
Jack Savage bends over in pain.
Jack Savage’s wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!
Skalman severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slash!
Jack Savage EVISCERATES you with his ultimate hit!!
A puddle of blood pours out of your open wound.
That really did HURT!
You severely wound Jack Savage with your deadly slash!
Blood gushes as you slam Jack Savage with your slash!!
286H 59M 28V>
Skalman stares at you and utters the words, ‘judicandus gofuaeg’.
You feel much better!
372H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his chop.
Skalman severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slash!
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
Jack Savage bends over in pain.
Jack Savage’s wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!
You duck under Jack Savage’s fist as he takes a swing at you.
Blood gushes as you slam Jack Savage with your slash!!
372H 59M 28V>
Skalman stares at you and utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’.
You feel better.
403H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
You blink out of Jack Savage’s way.
You duck under Jack Savage’s fist as he takes a swing at you.
Blood gushes as you slam Jack Savage with your slash!!
You prepare for an accurate strike!
You OBLITERATE Jack Savage with your powerful slash!!
403H 59M 28V>
You quaff a red bong.
Nothing seems to change.
A warm feeling floods your body.
480H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt maims the hell out of Jack Savage!
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
Jack Savage MUTILATES you with his amazing hit!!
That really did HURT!
You blink out of Jack Savage’s way.
You maim the hell out of Jack Savage!
You severely wound Jack Savage with your deadly slash!
330H 59M 28V>
You quaff a red bong.
Nothing seems to change.
A warm feeling floods your body.
462H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his chop.
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
Jack Savage MUTILATES you with his amazing hit!!
That really did HURT!
You prepare for an accurate strike!
Blood gushes as you slam Jack Savage with your slash!!
Blood gushes as you slam Jack Savage with your slash!!
336H 59M 28V>
You quaff a red bong.
Nothing seems to change.
A warm feeling floods your body.
480H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his chop.
Jack Savage bends over in pain.
Jack Savage’s wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
Skalman severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slash!
Jack Savage bends over in pain.
Jack Savage’s wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!
Skalman severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slash!
Jack Savage EVISCERATES you with his ultimate hit!!
That really did HURT!
You severely wound Jack Savage with your deadly slash!
You severely wound Jack Savage with your deadly slash!
312H 59M 28V> You quaff a red bong.
Nothing seems to change.
A warm feeling floods your body.
448H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his chop.
Blood gushes as Skalman slams Jack Savage with his slash!!
Skalman severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slash!
Jack Savage bends over in pain.
Jack Savage’s wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!
Skalman severely wounds Jack Savage with his deadly slash!
Jack Savage misses a wild punch at you.
You severely wound Jack Savage with your deadly slash!
Jack Savage bends over in pain.
Jack Savage’s wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!
448H 59M 28V>
Lilleskutt massacres Jack Savage to small fragments with his chop.
Skalman cleanly slices off Jack Savage’s head which rolls away with a look
of
horror on it!
Jack Savage has bit the dust!
You receive 46666 points from that assault.
A tingle runs up your back as you hear Jack Savage’s death cry.